partyfieri:

vo-kopen:

actuallyspeed:

spidaerman:

kenneth uses they/them!

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @jogress

snapbackdad:

When you see a funny meme on social media only to realize it was posted by a corporation

wasteitonme:

please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

taragrimface:

taragrimface:

taragrimface:

taragrimface:

anyway the incredibles takes place in the fallout timeline

canon

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

strikelikeahawk:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

My Arch Nemesis: Do you know why I challenged you to this duel?

Me: You want me to stop making puns.

My Arch Nemesis: You’re right.

My Arch Nemesis: I didn’t want to do this. I once considered you a friend. It didn’t have to come to this. But the puns have to stop.

Me: It really is the duelity of man.

My Arch Nemesis: *shoots me instantly*

Me: *holds my bullet-ridden intestines in place* It all lead to this.

My Arch Nemesis: Why *shot* Won’t *shot* You *shot* Die?! *shot*

Me:

My wife and I, tbh. I’m pretty sure shes already got a gun ready.

My girlfriend has assured me that this is how I will die